The Model of Stefanie Joosten is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Stefanie Joosten with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 7.824 billion Stefanie Joostenians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vienna. The average income tax rate is 37.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Stefanie Joostenian economy, worth 729 trillion guilders a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 93,197 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Most ambassadors from Stefanie Joosten retire only a few years after being appointed, recognizing the Stefanie Joostenian flag qualifies you for citizenship, dessert dishes make up the Stefanie Joostenian breakfast menu, and a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Stefanie Joostenian as 'your finger, you fool'. Crime is totally unknown. Stefanie Joosten's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Violetism.

Stefanie Joosten is ranked 69,124^th in the world and 387^th in Ambition for Largest Populations, with 7.82 billion capita.